Monday, April 14, 2003
Sunday, April 13, 2003
What the f**k is all this shit about Justin f**khead Timberlake? why the obsession with him? if I have to look at his stupid girly-boy imp face one more f**king time I swear to something i'm gonna go homicidal. I dont understand the worlds obsession with the tiny dicked shithead? I mean come on now girls, this talentless pigf**k just nicks other peoples songs, stole Michael Jacksons voice and moves and all he ever f**king sings about is how he's going to do people slowly or watch them cry I mean come on what the F**K?!
I'll bet he hasnt had an original f**king thought since ever, and yet all the girls are f**king swooning over him like he's the greatest f**king thing since gravity its f**king pathetic.
All these younguns wishing they knew how it was grown ups shag just so as they could properly fantasise, and those of you older f**king ladies that'd like to do things to his tiny pale waif body.... get a f**King LIFE already.
He was on this reality show the other night where they pretended to re-posess his house. What did this 'burning hunk of manhood' (as said by girl magazine TV Now or some shit) do? take them on? argue? oooooh no. He burst into tears and he called his mommy.
Oh... please.... 'manhood' my f**king ass i've got more manhood in my little f**king finger and i'm a f**king woman bitch!
I mean what happened to all the real men? HELLO?!! CAN I GET A REAL MAN OVER HERE PLEASE?! theyre all f**king wimpish cufflink wearing mommies boys. The dawn of sensitivity, what a royal pigfuck that was huh. Now men are physically incapable of striking a balance between serial wife beater/rapist... and total f**king loser wimp boy. Doesnt appear to be an inbetween anymore, they either want right into your pants or they wanna blub on your f**king shoulder well i'll tell you this for f**king nothing, cry on my shoulder about anything other than your f**king family dying and i'll spread you around the walls like f**king paste you f**king pussy, jesus!
Just Timberlake and the new age man, f**k me sideways you people wouldnt know where the f**king clitoris was if you got a f**king compass, hiking equipment, seven days worth of food and a f**king map and we strapped on 50ft Billboards with glowing neon signs saying 'THIS WAY BOYS' ... its f**king pathetic. Put Justin between my thighs I swear to god i'd break him in f**king half he's so pasty thin. Theres f**k all to hold on to and he's so f**king short he'd probably just disappear down there somewhere you'd never f**king find him again.
Justin f**king Timberlake. Dont make me f**king laugh. He looks like he's about f**king five, girls! And that awful shrieky 'my balls havent dropped yet' voice just goes right through me until I wanna vomit till I vanish up my own f**king ass.
5 Harleys?!! Who the F**K Needs 5 HARLEYS? what does he think he is a f**king Hells Angel? i'll tell you this for nothing the Hells Angels wouldnt have him in their f**king club, they wouldnt have him in any f**king club at all aside from the 'you can lick my big hairy balls and choke on the fur' club and they wouldnt even want him for that the twat. They might wipe their asses with his f**king face if they ripped it off of him first but otherwise...
Twat.
C'mon Britney, Hell girl he's a total dickwad youre so much better off without him. Geez you had f**king fred Durst right there in your hands what the f**k are you thinking crying about pussy boy Timberlake?
Fred's my kinda man. He has meat on his bones he has a mind of his own and he could f**king take someone on without the backup of his f**king mommy behind him.
F**K!
And then theres Colin f**king Farrel... dont get me started by christ is there a f**king movie out there right now that he's not F**KING IN?!
*Calms down*
I swear... give me a real man with real balls actual muscles and claws and.... no hang on thats Wolverine... maybe i'm the weird one?
I'll bet he hasnt had an original f**king thought since ever, and yet all the girls are f**king swooning over him like he's the greatest f**king thing since gravity its f**king pathetic.
All these younguns wishing they knew how it was grown ups shag just so as they could properly fantasise, and those of you older f**king ladies that'd like to do things to his tiny pale waif body.... get a f**King LIFE already.
He was on this reality show the other night where they pretended to re-posess his house. What did this 'burning hunk of manhood' (as said by girl magazine TV Now or some shit) do? take them on? argue? oooooh no. He burst into tears and he called his mommy.
Oh... please.... 'manhood' my f**king ass i've got more manhood in my little f**king finger and i'm a f**king woman bitch!
I mean what happened to all the real men? HELLO?!! CAN I GET A REAL MAN OVER HERE PLEASE?! theyre all f**king wimpish cufflink wearing mommies boys. The dawn of sensitivity, what a royal pigfuck that was huh. Now men are physically incapable of striking a balance between serial wife beater/rapist... and total f**king loser wimp boy. Doesnt appear to be an inbetween anymore, they either want right into your pants or they wanna blub on your f**king shoulder well i'll tell you this for f**king nothing, cry on my shoulder about anything other than your f**king family dying and i'll spread you around the walls like f**king paste you f**king pussy, jesus!
Just Timberlake and the new age man, f**k me sideways you people wouldnt know where the f**king clitoris was if you got a f**king compass, hiking equipment, seven days worth of food and a f**king map and we strapped on 50ft Billboards with glowing neon signs saying 'THIS WAY BOYS' ... its f**king pathetic. Put Justin between my thighs I swear to god i'd break him in f**king half he's so pasty thin. Theres f**k all to hold on to and he's so f**king short he'd probably just disappear down there somewhere you'd never f**king find him again.
Justin f**king Timberlake. Dont make me f**king laugh. He looks like he's about f**king five, girls! And that awful shrieky 'my balls havent dropped yet' voice just goes right through me until I wanna vomit till I vanish up my own f**king ass.
5 Harleys?!! Who the F**K Needs 5 HARLEYS? what does he think he is a f**king Hells Angel? i'll tell you this for nothing the Hells Angels wouldnt have him in their f**king club, they wouldnt have him in any f**king club at all aside from the 'you can lick my big hairy balls and choke on the fur' club and they wouldnt even want him for that the twat. They might wipe their asses with his f**king face if they ripped it off of him first but otherwise...
Twat.
C'mon Britney, Hell girl he's a total dickwad youre so much better off without him. Geez you had f**king fred Durst right there in your hands what the f**k are you thinking crying about pussy boy Timberlake?
Fred's my kinda man. He has meat on his bones he has a mind of his own and he could f**king take someone on without the backup of his f**king mommy behind him.
F**K!
And then theres Colin f**king Farrel... dont get me started by christ is there a f**king movie out there right now that he's not F**KING IN?!
*Calms down*
I swear... give me a real man with real balls actual muscles and claws and.... no hang on thats Wolverine... maybe i'm the weird one?
