1. What do you most want to be remembered for?
Not killing anyone.
2. What quotation best fits your outlook on life?
Oh god... uhhh. Has to go to my hero Mr Leary, enjoy...
""I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would."
Hey! Join the fucking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet, allright?!
"I'm not happy. I'm not happy."
Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work, ok!? That is it! End of fucking list!
"I'm just not happy."
Shut the fuck up, allright? That's the name of my new book,
"Shut the Fuck Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in.
"Doctor, I.."
"Shut the fuck up, next!"
"I don't feel so.."
"Shut the fuck up, next!"
"He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the fuck up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now."
Whining fucking maggots. "
Well... thats me all over.
3. What single achievement are you most proud of in the past year?
Uhhhh, I completed a huge piece of tribal that got noticed in a competition (tattooing this is)
4. What about the past ten years?
Sweet fuck all. My video collection is the closest thing I have to an achievment... 800+ and counting, and thats not including DVD's.
5. If you were asked to give a child a single piece of advice to guide them through life, what would you say?
It is better to have loved and to have lost, than to have ever listened to an album by Olivia Newton John.... because anything is better than listening to an album by Olivia Newton John.
Not killing anyone.
2. What quotation best fits your outlook on life?
Oh god... uhhh. Has to go to my hero Mr Leary, enjoy...
""I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would."
Hey! Join the fucking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet, allright?!
"I'm not happy. I'm not happy."
Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work, ok!? That is it! End of fucking list!
"I'm just not happy."
Shut the fuck up, allright? That's the name of my new book,
"Shut the Fuck Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in.
"Doctor, I.."
"Shut the fuck up, next!"
"I don't feel so.."
"Shut the fuck up, next!"
"He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the fuck up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now."
Whining fucking maggots. "
Well... thats me all over.
3. What single achievement are you most proud of in the past year?
Uhhhh, I completed a huge piece of tribal that got noticed in a competition (tattooing this is)
4. What about the past ten years?
Sweet fuck all. My video collection is the closest thing I have to an achievment... 800+ and counting, and thats not including DVD's.
5. If you were asked to give a child a single piece of advice to guide them through life, what would you say?
It is better to have loved and to have lost, than to have ever listened to an album by Olivia Newton John.... because anything is better than listening to an album by Olivia Newton John.
