Last but not least... I have a new website! Hooo-fuckin-ra!!

I'm a big fan of Monica Bellucci and I notice she has fuck all out there in the way of decent web pages, so i'm making one. Early stages yet but its in progress.

Monica-Bellucci.co.uk

Okay so for the first time in like, forever, I actually have something to talk about. First off I was given head tonight... woohoo! well, cyber head anyway. The Oral Sex button does work! I feel all tingly. Ew, sticky keyboard.

Secondly, I am she-who-be-petrified-of-needles... (thats my indian chief name for all those wondering) and i've been arrested in the past cause i'm so phobic of them, I punched out a nurse giving me an injection. I didnt meant to, its just fight or flight reaction I guess.
At any rate, we all know i'm a tattooist, so obviously i work around a body piercer also. He's been trying to talk me into having a piercing for years, and i've always wanted an eyebrow done.
Well today, I finally grew a pair and got it done.

The exciting story follows, try not to fall asleep.

Ive always wanted it, one and only piercing i think looks nice and ive always wanted. this girl came in today, spanish girl... she wanted her tongue done, always wanted it. but she was terrified. absolutely petrified. it took a whole hour to even get her into the piercing room. another half an hour to get her in the chair where she promptly chickened out. i was with her the whole time as hand holder... i told her how terrified i was of them too and understood how she felt. then we made a pact. i get my eyebrow done, she gets her tongue. and so we did it.

It's not unlike being punched in the eye repeatedly. But still... it looks cool. And blood is always a laugh. So, if I can do it so can you. Go get your eyebrow pierced! it hurts! its a laugh!

Ew! f**k me sideways with a garden gnome what in-the-blue-hell did they do to the blog posting wotsit? it looks like a f**king cheap email system. EWWWW.

Big thumbs down from me... wah.

I went into a pharmacy today to pick up a repeat prescription, the laughable thing was i'm on so many medications I out did every old granny out there picking up their grave dodging tablets. Scary stuff.

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Thies tsts r so firkin stupeed.

Fucking shocker thisun...


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Recently, someone asked me Why do you hate the Harry Potter books, Jen?

Well, I thought my reply pretty much said it all... and so here is my Harry Potter rant...

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Well... I read the first one and I thought it was so boring I burnt it, I loathe spending money on something thats reputed to be so great and it turns out to be a heap of childish toss. The worst witch was far superior. I saw the movie, it was so crap it defied crap. The actors couldnt act, the script wasnt there, the story was awful.

For kids I think its great, thats fine, read away younguns, expand your minds.

But its the adults that get me, its totally fucking braindead, I just dont get it. I cant stand the hype, over some woman who was poor and wrote a crappy story and suddenly, wahey, shes the saviour of literature. Well, so is every other author that ever made money. Stephen King was poor as hell before he got published, and his books f**king rock (well, most of them) and take actual brains to read, challenge the mind. You dont hear about people cueing for days to buy his bloody books. Theres thousands of rags to riches author stories out there so why is this woman so much more important? because she did it for the kids! yey!

I dunno, I dont hate Harry Potter per se... id like it a whole lot more if it had a plot, and a cast that wasnt so sickly sweet it makes me wanna spew puppy parts. I just dont get why adults like it... i really dont. It takes the intellect of a boiled carrot to get it and see the plot turns coming a mile off *shrug* but I guess its just escapism or what have you. I'm allowed that opinion.

In reality I dont really care what people do with their time and hard earnt money, if you wanna cue for days to buy a book you can just walk into woolworths today and get without cueing... fine. Just stop shoving it down my throat. Im sick of seeing and hearing about it.

Thats just me *g* No offence anyone.